Chicken Rice Maker

Buy our chicken rice maker for only $3. No guarantee! No money back!
In order for our chicken rice maker to create chicken rice for you, you will need
a pig. Once the pig flies, you will see our chicken rice maker creating a lot of chicken
rice for you! No electric supply, no ingredients needed! Eco friendly!

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Fattening Machine

Are you sick of looking so thin? Do you have so much confident? Don't you wish you have lesser confident and feel fat at the same time?
Well, search no more. With our fattening machine, we are sure to make you fat like a SUMO wrestler in no time.
Take a look at the following testimonial!

"Er..I was thin. And now I am fat. yay." - Fat Sumo Wrestler

Yes! It works so well! So what are you waiting for?
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And if you call us today, we will include a McDonald voucher do you can eat McDonald FREE for 1 year!
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